zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."
The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via clanni)
just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?
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sextattoosdrugs:

reigisaswimminginmyheart:

ah2spooky:

beahbeah:

also: SPACE SHEETS

i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these

The sex would be

OUT OF THIS WORLD

GET OUT

Oh I want this
"I’m tired, can’t think of anything and want only to lay my face in your lap, feel your hand on my head and remain like that through all eternity."
Franz Kafka (via baehaus)
"Art is to console those who are broken by life."
Vincent Van Gogh  (via universeobserver)
  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
  • cafai:

    Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.

    julieidk:

    if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough

    shotsfiredat221b:

    dulect:

    chicken-nuggets-galore:

    Do twins have the same sized dick?

    image

    Both reactions work

    y2kid:

    i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them